The ???? are coming

First things first i must state that my heart goes out to all in Norway. A tragedy perpetrated by one man with loss to the whole nation and now this one man states he has ties with the British right wing. That this lone crusader has ties with others within Europe seems a real worry but what exactly are these defenders of British and indeed European culture defending? Lets focus on Britain as that is what i know best.

I have always thought that in many ways Britain was much like Japan, a strong cultural identity, a sense of self, they have the samurai we have the red coat, they have an emperor, we have a queen. Both are small island state that exist on the edge of a continent but are in many way separate. Unlike the japanese though Britain and the British have lost there sense of self, our singular culture and it is this that the far right wing are trying to protect. Or are they and have we really lost our sense of self or are we just not willing, in all ways, to open our eyes to what British culture really is?

In Germany Merkel once stated that multi-culturalism wasn't working well maybe thats true but how about plain old simple culturalism? And what exactly is this cultural that these naive, thuggish 'protectors of the west' are claiming to protect?We the people of Britain, English, Scot, welsh and Irish we are all the same aren't we? We all where kilts with bowler hats and eat lava bread don't we? No of course we don't so even at the simplest level we are already a multi-cultural society and does anyone pretend that getting to that was simple. Britain was once as diverse in culture and language as the the whole continent. Once. Now we are more or less unified or are we?

Unlike japan Britain has no single unified ethnic group, we have Saxon, Norman, Pict, Scandinavian, Roman and lord knows what else all blended in a big sperm mixer, but what of the new Britain, the one we inherited from the victorians, what kind of sperm in that mixer?

Britain was once the largest muslim empire the world has ever seen, that is the largest number of muslims under one flag and that flag was the union jack. So surely that religion is part of our culture and should be celebrated. We once shared our empire with hindu, buddhist, muslim, taoist, coptic christian, catholic, pagan, black, white, african, indian, chinese and all kinds of race, religion and creed. This is our culture, in this country we should consider ourselves people of the world. All these religions, cultures have influenced our land. Curry is as british as fish and chips and that fish is probably influenced by jewish food stuffs. What could be better than if we just worked a little harder at accepting what Britain is rather than what a few right wing idiots tell us it should be. What they tell us is stupid and what makes these 'lone wolfs' act is even more stupid. A fear of people? A fear of difference?

After all difference is what makes a country whole, working to overcome the differences and celebrating those differences make all of us stronger.

So whatever those lone idiots might claim the are defending the only thing they are really proving is their own stupidity, their own closed mindlessness and this doesn't only go for groups like the BNP and the EDL but also the groups from the other corners of Britain's diverse culture, accept what we are and what we have, sure the world isn't perfect but why don't we attempt to make this glorious Albion as close to perfect as we can.

THAT IS ALL.

The geisha photo is with kind permission of itsumo japan. a great blog about japan and its culture, which i like. find it at itsumojapan.blogspot.com

And now for TODAYS RECIPE.

Slow Cooked Lamb

preheat the oven to about 180ish in a large deep roasting dish place a good sized lamb leg, 3 onions peeled and quarter, 5 carrots roughly chopped, 3 sicks of celery roughly chopped, 5 large potatoes quartered, two lamb stock cubes (or a pint of home made lamb stock if you have it) and two bottles of a nice white wine, dry is best. place in the oven for at least two hours if not two and a half, a nice long cook. serve at the table, the lamb should fall off of the bone and the veg should be soft, provide plenty of fresh bread to dip in the sauce. Enjoy.

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As I sit in a Byronic pose, smoking fine dark Turkish tobacco, dressed in the national costume of Albania (jeans, t-shirt, stubble and a smoking hat) I happen to see waiting at the public transport halting area the bane/banes of my life. CHILDREN. Loud, noisy, snotty nosed, ill mannered children, O‘ and whats this next to the children is the degenerated, swamp like, primordial ooze ejecting, hell hole of human DNA that is the parents.

Now not all children are to be disliked, just as not all parent discharge such (to borrow a phrase) sexcrement. Is child bearing a right or should it be a privilege? In a world where the population is expected to grow at a rate which will see us overrun and out-sourced within a matter of decades, is it right that the pits of humanity are allowed to continue breeding? Is it right that in an age of austerity that those with no money, no job, no prospects and no education are allowed to take money out of the pockets of those with such things? And is it fair that those with no children should pay for those with?

For this is more a case of outrage at the self sustaining state supported continuation of these breeding packs, those of five generations of pushchairs with only 40 decades between them. What checks and balances could be put in place to halt such an onslaught?

Question one:

Holding up several different items of clothing, ask which is appropriate clothing for everyday wear, if they point at a track suit and the person being questioned is a man continue to ask “Where are the pockets?” If he points to the waistband and where his underwear would be....... Chop off his cock.

This is just an idea, i am sure all of you could come up with questions, maybe if we all submitted our questions to the department in charge of such tests the first question should be “how many questions are there?” If they can’t count to such a number.... Off with his cock, or tie up those ovaries ( in the same way as “bring on the wall”). These people would then be given the chance to improve themselves, self financed, and allowed to retake the test when they see fit, if they pass then they may progress to the privilege of state supported child bearing, with all the perks that it brings.

As I said this is all just an idea at one way to fix this ‘Broken Britain’, halt global warming,

reinvigorate the economy and free up space and pacify my Bus.