The Problem With My Penis Is......
Well for one I think it might be German, it seems to salute at about the right angle! He ( and he will be a ‘he’ during this article’) gets easily distracted and I am not just talking about the usual supposed things, girls, fast cars, guns and the like I mean in fantasy and not the fantasy of girls, fast cars, guns and the like but a different kind of fantasy. If the lights go out in an empty house who is the first to think they heard a noise? If you see a superhero movie who is the first to think I could do that? And one other thing, is the penis part of the, now disproved, collective consciousness or collective ego of the male man or is it the whole?
I see my penis as my inner child. He gets ideas above his station, has dreams that are impossible, there is no way I can never actually be Sherlock Holmes but that doesn’t mean my penis can’t bleed that dream into the rational part of my brain. Is it this inner child/penis that drive the male man forward in his never ending quest to be irrational? to pretend he knows where he’s going without looking at a map? To put together furniture without looking at the instructions? To go to the Moon? When a child all these things seem infinitely possible and if they prove themselves not to be, well we bounce, bones heal quickly, dented egos get panel beaten and in the long summers of our childhoods we try again. So what changes? Does the penis now have a recognisable voice? One that we have learned to consider and then ignore? I hope Not!
In adulthood all must be more considered, we have responsibilities, things hurt more and maybe running round a wood with a stick that although you think it looks like a gun doesn’t really puts you at the centre of ridicule. But should it be this way? On sunday the 12th of June a stunning race took place in Montreal. One of the best grand prix in a long time and what made it exciting......... Thats right the Penis. Should Hamilton have tried to over take, no but his inner penis told him that if he didn’t then dreams might not come true, Buttons penis told him that he could win from twenty-first and not to drive a super conservative race. One of these decisions came good, Button, and the other not so good but they listened and it made it exciting and it drove both of them forward. What makes England think it can win the world cup every time? for sure it is not the current quality of the squad so it must be the collective dreams and wills of millions of English penises.
And I think that is my point. If we stop listening to the irrational, inner child penis what will we become or in some cases what have we become? A scrooge who will never meet his three ghosts, humanity without being human, stuck in a world with well made furniture but nothing to watch on Tv (probably no TV). We would be a world of sheep with no one to follow. So good bless my Penis, even if he is sometimes a bit foolish.
Now come Watson get the bullwhip and head into the tardis.... The game is afoot.
THAT IS ALL.
