As I sit in a Byronic pose, smoking fine dark Turkish tobacco, dressed in the national costume of Albania (jeans, t-shirt, stubble and a smoking hat) I happen to see waiting at the public transport halting area the bane/banes of my life. CHILDREN. Loud, noisy, snotty nosed, ill mannered children, O‘ and whats this next to the children is the degenerated, swamp like, primordial ooze ejecting, hell hole of human DNA that is the parents.
Now not all children are to be disliked, just as not all parent discharge such (to borrow a phrase) sexcrement. Is child bearing a right or should it be a privilege? In a world where the population is expected to grow at a rate which will see us overrun and out-sourced within a matter of decades, is it right that the pits of humanity are allowed to continue breeding? Is it right that in an age of austerity that those with no money, no job, no prospects and no education are allowed to take money out of the pockets of those with such things? And is it fair that those with no children should pay for those with?
For this is more a case of outrage at the self sustaining state supported continuation of these breeding packs, those of five generations of pushchairs with only 40 decades between them. What checks and balances could be put in place to halt such an onslaught?
Question one:
Holding up several different items of clothing, ask which is appropriate clothing for everyday wear, if they point at a track suit and the person being questioned is a man continue to ask “Where are the pockets?” If he points to the waistband and where his underwear would be....... Chop off his cock.
This is just an idea, i am sure all of you could come up with questions, maybe if we all submitted our questions to the department in charge of such tests the first question should be “how many questions are there?” If they can’t count to such a number.... Off with his cock, or tie up those ovaries ( in the same way as “bring on the wall”). These people would then be given the chance to improve themselves, self financed, and allowed to retake the test when they see fit, if they pass then they may progress to the privilege of state supported child bearing, with all the perks that it brings.
As I said this is all just an idea at one way to fix this ‘Broken Britain’, halt global warming,
reinvigorate the economy and free up space and pacify my Bus.